Time and again you even get rejection letters, to wit:
Thank you for your recent submission.
[Though we didn't ask for it, so the girls and I had a good laugh over it when it came across the desk.]
At the moment, we are booked for quite some time.
[Possibly, into infinity. The homeless man down the block has a better chance than you of being hired, and all he has to do is stand there with his hand out in a dramatic expression of neo-con oppression.]
If you would like to submit more images, artist resume & statement, we would be happy to review it & keep on file.
[We need more material; that last thing you sent in was hysterical.]
There are a number of other quality galleries you might want to consider in the future.
[Just don't come back and bother us.]
Person in Charge
I'd really prefer it if they just said: "No."